Diversions
13 followers, eh? And I was sure there were only six of you out there. If you two Anonymouses would make up names for yourselves, and if the men who continue to google "sexy ladies in gorilla masks" would nail their masts to the colours we might even get close to 20!
Mr Blog is very busy, Legion of Fans (LOF) frantically trying to finish the first draft of Book Number 7 (catchy title, eh?) so no time to blog too much today. I don't wish to incur the wrath of my extremely attractive, brainy and (living) Grace Kelly-lookalike publisher by not delivering on time.
So, I will offer you two pleasant diversions that I found in between working very hard. 1. Safarisuit.com , and 2. I Hate Crocs.com . Astute followers will know that I am a Safari Suit Ambassador and that I will do anything in my power to dissuade people from the urge to wear colourful plastic clogs.
Dozycow, please accept my apologies. I should have prefaced the previous post with a preface that said: "Warning, the following post contains images of deceased bovines".
Do you own a pair of Crocs, LOF? If you don't, then tell me what you think of them. If you do, and you are a Follower of this blog then I salute your right to choose your own footwear. If I am brave enough to wear a Safari Suit in public then I must also congratulate you, too, on your courage.
Mr Blog is very busy, Legion of Fans (LOF) frantically trying to finish the first draft of Book Number 7 (catchy title, eh?) so no time to blog too much today. I don't wish to incur the wrath of my extremely attractive, brainy and (living) Grace Kelly-lookalike publisher by not delivering on time.
So, I will offer you two pleasant diversions that I found in between working very hard. 1. Safarisuit.com , and 2. I Hate Crocs.com . Astute followers will know that I am a Safari Suit Ambassador and that I will do anything in my power to dissuade people from the urge to wear colourful plastic clogs.
Dozycow, please accept my apologies. I should have prefaced the previous post with a preface that said: "Warning, the following post contains images of deceased bovines".
Do you own a pair of Crocs, LOF? If you don't, then tell me what you think of them. If you do, and you are a Follower of this blog then I salute your right to choose your own footwear. If I am brave enough to wear a Safari Suit in public then I must also congratulate you, too, on your courage.
Comments
As you may recall you totally terrified me out of wearing socks with sandals ever again..
Had a look at the I hate crocs website. The Korean chap was rather expressive in his support for them I thought...
Mother Blog found a picture of Hawkey in the paper yesterday wearing an SS, carrying a man-bag and with his hair combed forward. She has kept it for you for your scrapbook.
Alas poor Miranda has completed her circle of life although I'm sure the lions gave her a fitting send off.
What about croc handbags ?
May I be so bold as to recommend a site for REAL men. Safarisuits.biz.....for all your safari suit requirements
(Bar girls not included)
Too expensive for my taste, piece of rubber but the cheaper ones aren't worth it I hear too. So No.
It looks to sweaty too?
J